Sunday, March 16, 2014


How rude!
I mean, when you make someone's jaw drop.
Who wants that to happen? I'm not complaining, I'm bringing a serious matter to front.
Anyway, why are we talkin' on this? We could be explaining,

"Explaining what?" You ask. Well, explaining everything that has ever happened to us, ever.

So in the comments below, tell me about the most embarrassing thing EVER that has to do with your parents.

Get it? Got it? Good.

Luv ya!

Friday, March 14, 2014

Dark Horse!

Here it is!
Candy Cravers,

I knew it, yeah
You were gonna read my blog
And here you are
Yep, you reading my blog
And I
Am really really funny

Make me your favorite blogger,
Make this your favorite blo-og,
But don't,
Leave mean comments
Mean comments
Mean comments

So you wanna read my blog?
Know the secrets of the blog
And do you dare to wish this?
Cuz I'm coming at you like a 


Ya know, that new Katy Perry song featuring Juicy J.

Gosh, catch up.
So anyway,

Hey blog readers! I came up with that parody on my own
Off the top of my head! 
Ya like?

Leave a comment!!