Jaw-Droppin'

OMGeezles!
How rude!
I mean, when you make someone's jaw drop.
Who wants that to happen? I'm not complaining, I'm bringing a serious matter to front.
Anyway, why are we talkin' on this? We could be explaining,


"Explaining what?" You ask. Well, explaining everything that has ever happened to us, ever.

So in the comments below, tell me about the most embarrassing thing EVER that has to do with your parents.

Get it? Got it? Good.

Luv ya!

Dark Horse!

Yo!

Here it is!

Candy Cravers,

TRS!

Uh-huh

I knew it, yeah

You were gonna read my blog

And here you are

Yep, you reading my blog

And I

Am really really funny

Make me your favorite blogger,

Make this your favorite blo-og,

But don't,

Leave mean comments

Mean comments

Mean comments

So you wanna read my blog?

Know the secrets of the blog

And do you dare to wish this?

Cuz I'm coming at you like a 

DARK HORSE

Ya know, that new Katy Perry song featuring Juicy J.

Gosh, catch up.

So anyway,

Hey blog readers! I came up with that parody on my own

Off the top of my head! 

Ya like?

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