Jaw-Droppin'

OMGeezles!
How rude!
I mean, when you make someone's jaw drop.
Who wants that to happen? I'm not complaining, I'm bringing a serious matter to front.
Anyway, why are we talkin' on this? We could be explaining,


"Explaining what?" You ask. Well, explaining everything that has ever happened to us, ever.

So in the comments below, tell me about the most embarrassing thing EVER that has to do with your parents.

Get it? Got it? Good.

Luv ya!

Dark Horse!

Yo!

Here it is!

Candy Cravers,

TRS!

Uh-huh

I knew it, yeah

You were gonna read my blog

And here you are

Yep, you reading my blog

And I

Am really really funny

Make me your favorite blogger,

Make this your favorite blo-og,

But don't,

Leave mean comments

Mean comments

Mean comments

So you wanna read my blog?

Know the secrets of the blog

And do you dare to wish this?

Cuz I'm coming at you like a 

DARK HORSE

Ya know, that new Katy Perry song featuring Juicy J.

Gosh, catch up.

So anyway,

Hey blog readers! I came up with that parody on my own

Off the top of my head! 

Ya like?

Leave a comment!!

February 20th

What's so special, about February 20th?
Well,
Its my birthday!
Super excited!
Is
I really want a new phone, I'm anxious to know!
Luv ya!

Woah!

I just, oops.

Apostrophobic!

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Fans are sweet, but fam is too!

Y'all aren't my fans, y'all are family! I love you all soooooo much and y'all keep this blog runnin'! And y'all may notice the 'y'all' s and the ''' after thin's ending with -ing. It's just how I speak, kinda weird lookin' on paper. All the apostrophes!!

Oh, no. Total disaster!

My blogs are about to change, because for the first time since I've created these blogs,


I'm sick!

Yep, totally sick. My throat burns and I have a fever. What am I going to do? How am I going to live?

Joke!

I'm fine! But I really do have a fever. And a burning throat.

See my total week at

Forgetthehashtags.blogspot.com

Anyway!

The only thing  that can help me is...


NOT MEDICINE!

I hate medicine and my mom is forcing me to drink it.

(Oh, just so you know, my B-Day is February 20th.)

(And in 11,)

So those of you weird people don't think I'm like 30 and still living with my mother.

Very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

I know its a little too late to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Years but, guess what? I don't care! Anywayz, I wish you a merry Christmas and a HAppy New Year! Also, cheers to a new year of blogging! I love all of my readers soooo super-duper much!


So, how was your holiday? Mine was different. I don't how, but different. Who likes ice cream? Who likes revenge? Cuz they are pretty much the same thing! 

We Wish you a merry Christmas x3 aand a happy New year, with sightings we bring, to you And your king, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New year! At least I think that's how it goes...